rad1calcunt: Why would you even be in a short term relationship? Like yo, why would you get with someone knowing you don’t want to spend the rest of your life with them? That’s just dumb. Stay single and flirt with a bunch of people if that’s the case. You should only date someone if you like them and you see yourself with them for a very long time. That’s the point of a relationship, to grow...
dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
chris-noth: today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
ostracizedpoodle: *gets down on one knee* will you go away
To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.– Ernest Hemingway (via elliptical)
joshhunkerson: Josh Peck does it again -
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
hannibalgoldstarr: fuckoff-mondays: When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time